For the first time in Canada surgeons put teeth in patients' eyes to restore sight, Vet finds 24 socks, 2 hair ties, a onesie and other 'jaw-dropping' items inside ailing 7-month-old puppy, Train strikes vehicle of alleged impaired driver after girlfriend exposes herself on Facetime

Every quarterback in The United Football League is holding out for more money: Season is scheduled to start March 28th, Scientists have created a banana that will not turn brown and mushy after it is peeled, Once the tallest, fastest roller coaster in the world...Kinga Ka was imploded on Friday

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Who let the dogs out: Some woman in San Bernardino broke into animal shelter and released 2 dozen dogs, Eyeglass store employee arrested for offering free glasses in exchange for sexual acts, Window washers in NYC had to be rescued when rig broke free AND they had failed to attached their safety harnesses

Florida woman accused of stealing electricity before Great Dane attacked deputy investigating, Woman who graduated high school with honors in Connecticut is suing because she can't read or write, Chinese man suffers 'intestine necrosis' after fiancee electrocutes his belly for 3 hours as 'pre-marital test'

Recap of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly newsmakers of the week

Lucky couple had an entire theater to themselves the other night for a showing of 'Captain America'...and then the roof fell in, The Canadian master of BIRLING has died...what the hell is 'birling' you might ask...? 105-yr-old woman wanted a rave for her birthday...her 81-yr-old nephew made it happen

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Katy Perry and Gayle King are part of an all female 'crew' that will be sent to the edge of space on a Blue Origin rocket, Tanzanian man has 16 wives, 104 kids and 144 grandkids, German soccer match cancelled after some kid bit the referee on the nuts.

Memphis road-rager attacks elderly man's car with an AX after fender-bender, The search is on for a 'raccoon dog' on the lose Wales, Thieves nab pricey bulldogs from Colorado pet store after faking a seizure, Michigan veterinarian faces theft charge after refusing to return homeless man's dog