The NFL season kicks off tonight with The Cowboys visiting The Eagles, REDZONE will no longer be "7 hours of commercial-free football"...Thanks ESPN, more...

A female divorce attorney in Florida missed court appearance for client because she was in jail for non-payment of alimony, A nun in Pittsburgh chased down a credit card thief and this is not her first time taking the law into her own hands, Florida Man in a puppy costume outside store arrested for strangling juvenile

Update: Electronics at center of sexual encounter at Pearl River church altar sex incident ordered returned to disgraced priest, Elderly Japanese woman scammed out of $6700 by 'astronaut stranded in space', Korean wrestling coach expelled after hitting student in the head with a shovel

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UK Deputy Green Party leader admits to performing hypnotherapy to 'enlarge' women's breasts in the past, South Korean woman in cat mask runs amok with knives, answers 'meow' to police, Headline of the Week contender #3: Florida Man allegedly ran over woman who spurred his request to 'smell her feet'

AP College Football Top 25 features major moves by multiple teams after week one results, Deion Sanders defends clock management after facing media and fan criticism of late game decisions, more...

Kentucky man allegedly enters brother's home and stabs his testicles with scissors, Headline of the Week contender #2: Zoe Hamburger leaves McDonald's after 18 months of service, Toilets on 6-hour Virgin Australia flight stopped working and there was no place to land early

Man was openly pleasuring himself during Korn/System of a Down show at MetLife Stadium in New Jersey, The Offspring brought the 'Pretty Fly (for a white guy)' dude on stage during LA show, more...

Colorado county offering free corn after highway crash, So here's a new one...scrappers are stealing GUTTERS right off of people's homes, Utah woman who was 'unaware' she was pregnant gave birth in RV bathroom at Burning Man Festival

A thief took someone's luggage from LAX and was later found wearing the stolen clothes at boarded up building near airport, South Florida TV reporter accused of stealing and then pawning his neighbor's Rolex, Young boy saved at Hersheypark after somehow wandering out onto elevated monorail tracks