Bill Belichick, North Carolina blown out in his college coaching debut, FSU freshmen was shot and is in critical but stable condition, College football top 10 shakeup after week one, more...

Ohio police officer allegedly responds to call while drunk, The Department of Agriculture has discovered they can use AC/DC music to protect cattle from wolf attacks, Man accused of recording up woman's skirt at UCF library says he was doing his 'job'...

OK, need your help to determining 'Headline of the Week' from the contenders this past week, There's a Chinese company selling knockoff Firestone motorcycle tires called "F**kstones" and they even use the exact same style logo, Man is suing a grocery store after staffers beat the ever-living hell out him for trying to steal a customer's car...BWO baby!!

Topping the 'bad' news this week is clearly the scumbag who opened fire on innocent school children in Minneapolis. Hell is not hot enough for that creep. We'll end things with some items Taco co-ops from 'The Good News Network'...

This is so pathetic: New trend has people adding ice to their beer, Florida woman arrested for allegedly supergluing veneers on victim's teeth without a license...she was working out of 'Tap in Beauty Bar', Canadian woman was driving around with a full metal staircase that she had apparently backed into and then ripped off a building

UCF survives weather delays, injury to starting QB and ultimately Jacksonville St 17-10 to win home opener. Dallas Cowboys deal Micah Parsons to Packers week before regular season begins, NASCAR playoffs begin Sunday evening at Darlington for The Southern 500

Hey, if you've got $1.8 million you can buy what looks like a pretty nice nudist resort in Georgia, British cops disciplined after body cam footage reveals they goofed around with a box of sex toys discovered while serving a search warrant, Kenya opens investigation after a Spanish tourist gave an elephant beer

Indiana restaurant announces it will not serve power company employees, Customer tried to pull 'bikini barista' through drive-thru window, Headline of the Week contender #5: Mother plans to file lawsuit and press charges after teacher body slams student while playing musical chairs, Japanese online flea market bans the sale of ultrasound photos

The latest science and technology news including an update on the YouTube TV-Fox carriage dispute...will it prevent nearly 10 million from seeing Texas-Ohio State game on Saturday? Mark Zuckerberg knows he must be a noisy neighbor as he gifts noise-cancelling headphones to his neighbors, more...

Hook, line and sinker...Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson faked their romance to help promote movie, Car salesman has been fired by dealership after 'joking' about overcharging a single mom $10K, Travelling thief arrested in Florida after 10-year-old son spotted with stolen $40,000 Rolex