Man called 911 after killing his mother then asked them to 'call the whole thing off' according to police, Idaho man suffers third-degree burns and is in a coma after freak s'mores incident, Australian twins who speak in unison give account of what they witnessed during carjacking

Update: U.S. YouTuber remains in custody in India after visiting restricted island with a Diet Coke can, Chipotle Mexican Grill is opening its first location in Mexico, Headline of the Week contender: Man allegedly rips stranger's eye out in random attack after the victim simply asked this 4-word-phrase, 83-year-old Colorado woman sees high-speed race car wish come true

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Vandals chainsaw dozens of trees across downtown Los Angeles, Wild chimpanzees filmed by scientists bonding over alcoholic fruit, Kanye West really knows how to keep his name in the news: Releases new song/video called 'Cousins' which he says is about a male cousin he used to have incestuous relations with when they were kids

This cocktail just became the most expensive in the world...guess how much it sold for...13 Bozeman, Montana officers caught playing 'crime bingo' while on duty, Snoop Dogg put out a video on 4/20 for 'Last Dance with Mary Jane' and it features Bob Marley, Tom Petty and Tupac via animation

Man hands joint to police officer during traffic stop and that was just the start to what his car was loaded up with, Ontario woman is at her wits end after squirrels damage a new car after the critters destroyed a previous one, Humans compete with robots in Chinese half marathon

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 749 and FM 96.9 The Game

Red Robin 'bottomless burger' promotion went on sale via the internet and things went sideways very quickly, Headline of the Week Contender is also a bit confusing: Staten Island sex toy fire destroyed home of 88-yr-old woman who's now living in terror, Oh look, here's a guy riding his bike in NYC with a refrigerator on his head

Spooked by a storm, herd of 25 cows escape from farm and pay a visit to several Pennsylvania neighborhoods, Vigilante with kids was arrested for pulling a gun at a comic book store, A lovely discussion with various was to tell someone to 'F-Off' without actually saying 'F-off'

Quicksand nearly swallows man who was walking on a Michigan beach near dredging project, Panama City appears poised to be the next 'former' spring break hot spot, If you are somewhat disabled, use a walking cane...people will be nicer to you