OK, time to review our Headline of the Week candidates and for you to crown the winner, Japanese teen poisoned his uncle's soup because he couldn't stand his snoring, PHOENIX is giving away free sand for sandbags as more rain is expected this weekend...

We'll recap the big newsmakers of the week, and surprise, surprise...the 'good' stories should outnumber the 'bad'...we'll see...

The ridiculous 'woke' outcry over Sydney Sweeney's American Eagle collection has resulted in the brand breaking a record as the line of jeans has completely sold out, Dive team investigating cold case from 1970 discovers at least 97 vehicles at bottom of Chicago River, Woman breaks record for running barefoot over 100 meters of Lego bricks

Eagles top Cowboys 24-20 to officially open the 2025 NFL season, Preview of key week 1 games, A bit of a softer week for huge games in college football, NASCAR playoffs race 2 is Sunday in Illinois, Ferrari hopes for turnaround in 'home' race Italian Grand Prix, more...

Florida woman choked her mothe rand grabbed her brother's groin in outburst over missing PlayStation game, Update: Whacko UK surgeon who had his own legs amputated and had infatuation with amputee porn is going to jail, Texas man hanging out with coousin wanted to 'test his reaction time' and shot him dead

Headline of the Week contender: Man covered in mud, wearing only a Speedo runs from police, Japan's 'rent-a-person' industry continues to expand with rollout of 'rent-a-scary' looking person service, Brand new luxury yacht rolls, sinks 15 minutes into maiden voyage and the proud owner of the vessel had to swim to shore...

Big change coming to Amazon Prime as of October 1, UBER and Best Buy announce partnership, more...

Toddler goes missing from daycare after grandfather took home the wrong child, 65-yr-old man in Port Charlotte bug-sprayed a couple in the parking lot at Publix after they refused to let him cut in line in store, 5-year-old Jacksonville boy decided to leave his home and huff it to Chick-fila-A for breakfast

The NFL season kicks off tonight with The Cowboys visiting The Eagles, REDZONE will no longer be "7 hours of commercial-free football"...Thanks ESPN, more...

A female divorce attorney in Florida missed court appearance for client because she was in jail for non-payment of alimony, A nun in Pittsburgh chased down a credit card thief and this is not her first time taking the law into her own hands, Florida Man in a puppy costume outside store arrested for strangling juvenile