Man was openly pleasuring himself during Korn/System of a Down show at MetLife Stadium in New Jersey, The Offspring brought the 'Pretty Fly (for a white guy)' dude on stage during LA show, more...

Colorado county offering free corn after highway crash, So here's a new one...scrappers are stealing GUTTERS right off of people's homes, Utah woman who was 'unaware' she was pregnant gave birth in RV bathroom at Burning Man Festival

A thief took someone's luggage from LAX and was later found wearing the stolen clothes at boarded up building near airport, South Florida TV reporter accused of stealing and then pawning his neighbor's Rolex, Young boy saved at Hersheypark after somehow wandering out onto elevated monorail tracks

Bill Belichick, North Carolina blown out in his college coaching debut, FSU freshmen was shot and is in critical but stable condition, College football top 10 shakeup after week one, more...

Ohio police officer allegedly responds to call while drunk, The Department of Agriculture has discovered they can use AC/DC music to protect cattle from wolf attacks, Man accused of recording up woman's skirt at UCF library says he was doing his 'job'...

OK, need your help to determining 'Headline of the Week' from the contenders this past week, There's a Chinese company selling knockoff Firestone motorcycle tires called "F**kstones" and they even use the exact same style logo, Man is suing a grocery store after staffers beat the ever-living hell out him for trying to steal a customer's car...BWO baby!!

Topping the 'bad' news this week is clearly the scumbag who opened fire on innocent school children in Minneapolis. Hell is not hot enough for that creep. We'll end things with some items Taco co-ops from 'The Good News Network'...

This is so pathetic: New trend has people adding ice to their beer, Florida woman arrested for allegedly supergluing veneers on victim's teeth without a license...she was working out of 'Tap in Beauty Bar', Canadian woman was driving around with a full metal staircase that she had apparently backed into and then ripped off a building

UCF survives weather delays, injury to starting QB and ultimately Jacksonville St 17-10 to win home opener. Dallas Cowboys deal Micah Parsons to Packers week before regular season begins, NASCAR playoffs begin Sunday evening at Darlington for The Southern 500

Hey, if you've got $1.8 million you can buy what looks like a pretty nice nudist resort in Georgia, British cops disciplined after body cam footage reveals they goofed around with a box of sex toys discovered while serving a search warrant, Kenya opens investigation after a Spanish tourist gave an elephant beer