Update: Tucson man who attempted to murder his ex-bosses after being reprimanded for hygiene going to jail for 29 years, Semi full of Pine-Sol worth $400,000 was stolen in Pennsylvania, Four guys are currently trying to row 3500 miles across the Atlantic from NYC to the UK

Final headline if the week contender: Delco man learns pleasuring yourself at WAWA is a bad idea, Man accused of detonating bomb placed under former boss's car, Irish farmer gave away $400K to poor people because God told him he would go to heaven

Recap of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly newsmakers of the week

Serial 'Fake Seizure' scammer has been targeting Australian men for two decades, New high school principal probably going to have a short run after being busted for DUI and cocaine possession, massive 20-ft python was spotted in a residential parking garage in L.A.

'Donger Gate' in the making? The three instances of bright green dildos being thrown onto the court during WNBA games has been linked to a crypto startup looking for free publicity.

Apologetic tourist fined $1200 after driving a motorcycle through town in Malta wearing just a helmet and shoes, BookFest bust: Annual event at London bookstore panned by customers because it was to crowded and hot, 75-yr-old Chinese man asks wife for divorce after falling in love with an AI woman he saw online

Update: Los Angeles County suspects in alleged fake bear insurance claims case appear in court, Man hit with broom and beaten after threatening mentally disabled strip club janitor with a knife, A couple got married by a giant jar of mayonnaise

The latest science and technology news

Actor Dean Cain who played Superman in the 90's reveals that he has joined ICE, Headline of the week contender #3: Police arrest armed man for threats to kill following copulation with Trader Joe's refrigerator, Florida gambler hit 389 jackpots in 1 day playing slots

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game