Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and Host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Fire officials in Canada say one of the recent wildfires was caused when a bird dropped a fish from the sky and onto a power line, Woman in New Zealand charged with child neglect after hiding 2-year-old in a suitcase that was then placed in the luggage compartment of a bus, Seattle Kraken mascot 'Buoy' had a close-call with a charging brown bear

Hot Dog spill shuts down highway in Pennsylvania commuter's 'wurst' nightmare, Wounded man drives himself to hospital after being shot near South Los Angeles house party...refuses to answer any questions from police, Britain's most tattooed man claims he can no longer watch porn as new age check system mistakes his ink for mask

'Karaoke camper' spurs 911 calls with Nickelback songs, OK, so nothing surprises when it comes to fetishes...now we have a huge surge in demand for videos of people blowing up beach balls, Headline of the Week contender #1: 2 deli workers allegedly stabbed by customer angry over sandwich they made him 4 years ago

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

The WNBA reports that a person has been arrested afte rthey threw a green dildo on the court during a game last week, meanwhile a second incident happened on Friday night, Japanese media have conformed that Nintendo of America at one point floated the idea of giving Pokemon character 'Pikachu' huge breasts to be more attractive to American consumers, Boston woman armed with a knife arrested after allegedly stealing 8 boxes of ice cream treats from a CVS

Headline of the week contender #4: 32 year old man dies after being run over by train sent to look for him, We've got a dumbass in California that decided to rob a Little League Baseball facility, Planned AI data center in Wyoming will use 5 times the power used by all of the state's residents combined

Recap of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly newsmakers of the week

Car dealership repo'd a woman's car, so she bought the dealership's name in act of revenge, Dunkin' jumps in the Sydney Sweeney/American Eagle 'gene' controversy with a spoof ad of their own, So we told you Liam Neeson and Pam Anderson are an item...now we learn Liam has the biggest junk in Hollywood

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game