OK..time to go through all of the headline of the week contenders and crown a champion, Unlicensed engineer faces millions in fines after it is discovered he forged inspections using his late father's credentials and signature, Japan recalls 16,000 toy pistols that are commonly found as prizes in claw machines...because they can fire real bullets

Recap of The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly Newsmakers of the week

Florida mother and son team rob arcade in Fort Myers..mom was the getaway driver, Man in England snaps his Achilles tendon while trying to escape seagull attack...ends up missing his daughter's wedding, Florida Man working at Chuck E. Cheese arrested while in full costume for credit card fraud

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Man in Thailand dies after consuming nothing but beer for over a month, Group of Indian tourists in Thailand hired a hooker and then the police had to get involved because they were upset over the small size of her chest, 6'2 400 lb. naked man breaks into a family's home and then goes skinny dipping in snake-filled pond

Shreveport police address strip club's social media post offering $5 admission to officers, stripper car wash, Indian police arrest man who is accused of setting up and running a fake embassy, Potential home buyer finds human remains of previous tenant while touring property

The latest science and technology news

Headline of the week contender #5: Too much moose meat and antlers caused a plane crash in Alaska that killed congresswoman's husband according to NTSB report, Does The Price is Right only pick contestants with perfect smiles and teeth? School district in Tennessee hopes to improve attendance numbers by no longer accepting a doctor's note as an excused absence

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Police say couple that was arrested for 'lewd and lascivious exhibition' after HJ/BJ session on Jet Blue flight from NY to Florida, Headline of the week contender #4: Oregon State Police say man wearing 'Master Baiter' shirt illegally kills fish, French President sues U.S. podcaster Candace Owens over claim France's first lady was born male