South African criminals have started running their operations out of funeral homes after 'non essentail' businesses were closed, Spanish man busted for taking his fish on a walk during pandemic, Florida Woman arrested for trespassing and violating curfew after walking down railroads tracks to her friends house to 'smoke pot', Man with legal name of 'Speedy Gonzalez' not speedy enough to elude police for warrants on forgery and theft

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Florida: Candy cane attack in April, 'Dirty little tomato' sex talk turns woman off, Man in gorilla suit charged with burglarizing home, About those 'empty' flights...

Terry Bradshaw has a new song about the quarantine, Florida dermatologist would like you to please stop removing moles yourself, Google exec embarrassed by teen son on video call, Maskless woman pepper sprays shoppers on elevator at Walmart in DC

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Flagler deputies serve warrant at house with 'Come Back With A Warrant' doormat, Woman takes NYPD patrol car for joyride gets caught in traffic (while city is essentially shut down) 2 million chickens to be killed because there aren't enough workers at processing plant to do the killing, Owner of Fatte's Pizza franchise robs another nearby competing location

Sale of defective parrot leads to lawsuit, Smuckers is now selling 'Uncrustables' with MEAT!! Japanese mayor says men should grocery shop during pandemic as women 'take a longer time', Dozens trapped at would-be music festival in Panama because of coronavirus

Man wrecks car after wearing face mask too long, PETA asks Burger King in New Zealand to 'reinvent' itself as all-vegan restaurant, Gamber who lost $500K on Rock, paper Scissors bet won't have to pay, Health official warns of 'fecal shedding' with coronavirus in pools

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Actual headline: A man allegedly killed in a street race in San Bernardino has died, Texas mayor apologizes after violating stay-at-home order to go to nail salon, Blind man with coronavirus found on street after hospital discharged him without notifying family, Overzealous British library cleaning team rearranges books by size