Sale of defective parrot leads to lawsuit, Smuckers is now selling 'Uncrustables' with MEAT!! Japanese mayor says men should grocery shop during pandemic as women 'take a longer time', Dozens trapped at would-be music festival in Panama because of coronavirus

Man wrecks car after wearing face mask too long, PETA asks Burger King in New Zealand to 'reinvent' itself as all-vegan restaurant, Gamber who lost $500K on Rock, paper Scissors bet won't have to pay, Health official warns of 'fecal shedding' with coronavirus in pools

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Actual headline: A man allegedly killed in a street race in San Bernardino has died, Texas mayor apologizes after violating stay-at-home order to go to nail salon, Blind man with coronavirus found on street after hospital discharged him without notifying family, Overzealous British library cleaning team rearranges books by size

Mustang driver said he didn't stop because he thought troopers wanted to race, Postman is able to decipher very vague address, Nude and drinking beer at the funeral home is a no-no, Grocery cart vigilante strikes in Arkansas

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Was British painter David Hockney right about smokers being less vulnerable to Covid-19? The Gathering of the Juggalos has been cancelled, Baby born in parking lot after paramedic mistook the father's call for help as cheering, Denver woman's phone number is 1 digit off from state's unemployment office number and her phone rings nonstop

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Tom Brady walks into wrong house looking for his new offensive coordinator, Televangelist Jim Bakker would like us to send cash or checks to him so he can avoid bankruptcy, Crossing guard beat down with his own sign by man with anger management issues, Budweiser has brought back a new version of the "Whassup" ad

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