Leon County issued an awesome social distancing graphic that most Florida residents could easily relate to..it involved an alligator, Stolen car leads Seminole County deputies to house full of heroin, cocaine, guns and a baby alligator, Woman admits she had sex with a dolphin as part of NASA-funded study in the 1960's, Corona Beer has now stopped production after being deemed a 'non-essential' business in Mexico

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The worst humanity has to offer vie to wear the weekly crown of shame

"Corona" section of NYC has most cases of virus, Change.Org petition to proclaim Dr. Anthony Fauci People Magazine 'Sexiest Man Alive", San Francisco bans reusable bags, Amazon worker walks off job because warehouse is still shipping 'none essential goods' like dildos, Engineer arrested for derailing train in hopes of crashing it into USNS Mercy hospital ship at Port of Los Angeles

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

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Pennsylvania pastor says he will host 'Woodstock-like' Easter service despite stay at home orders, Marvel gets backlash after naming first non-binary characters Snowflake and Safespace, Indiana gs station owner apologizes after clerk kicks doctor out for being Asian, 32 police officers needed to break up 1-yr-old's b-day party in Los Angeles

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game