Gender reveal sparked 10-acre brush fire in Brevard, Mountain Dew-flavored Doritos now exist in Australia, Google cancels its infamous April Fools' jokes this year, Florida Man accused of spraying bottle of what he claimed was 'Covid-19' on business doors

With more people working from home, Walmart reports increase in sales for tops but not bottoms, Police break up 47 person 'Covid-19' apartment party, Thailand's king has self isolated in an Alpine hotel with harem of 20 women, New Mexico HS wrestler body slams then pins man who tried to kidnap 3 small children from convenience store

David Geffen dragged hard for his 'self quarantine' post, OMG stop the presses, Kourtney Kardashian has quit 'Keeping up with the Kardashians', Company in Austin is trying to force employees to take paycut equal to amount of stimulus check they receive, Used car dealership in Florida sends out fake Covid 19 'releif checks' in the mail

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Congressional candidate held virtual town hall meeting that had to be halted because someone kept interrupting with pornographic images, Alabama couple accused of having sex in police department parking lot, In effort to avoid arrest, S. African man removes clothes, defecates then smears himself with feces, Heat map illustrates how just one spring break beach party could spread virus nationwide

Abbey Road crossing repainted because no one is out due to coronavirus, Man charged after breaking into parent's home and stealing meatballs, College student who licked airline toilet seat says she would pull up and cough on Dr. Phil, Barrel of Monkeys now worth more than barrel of oil

The Rage Against the Machine classic reworked for the coronavirus era

The worst humanity has to offer vie to wear the weekly crown of shame

The stimulus 'calculator' has arrived, The world is about to run out of storage space for oil, Australia reverses 30 minute hair appointment rule, Grocer has to throw away $35K in food after woman intentionally coughs all over products

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game