Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

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Students who were partying on Spring Break are now testing positive for Covid-19, Florida mayor slammed for shutting off people's electricity during pandemic, Helicopter mom is upset that Coronavirus has ruined her sons's senior year of HS, English FA was forced to conform they are NOT making a giant lasagna in Wembley stadium

Leader in Amish beard-cutting attacks finishing jail sentence at home due to Covid-19 risk, Pig farmer keeps social distance by hurling pork products to hungry customers, Shredded t-shirts used as toilet paper back up California sewer, Pastor of church in Louisiana goes against suggestions and calls fr his flock of 1825 to show up in person for service

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike; on FM 96.9 The Game

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Canadian couple now receiving death threats after buying ALL the meat from grocery store, A Kraft food plant is now making nothing but mac n cheese round the clock to keep up with demand, Catholic Church is forging the sins of those stricken with coronavirus, English clergyman accidentally set himself on fire during online service

Florida Man arrested for felony theft of 66 rolls of toilet paper from hotel, Trying to keep our sense of humor...Baby born on toilet paper aisle at Walmart, Microsoft has a new filter coming that will blank out background noise including chewing sounds

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game