Owl found to be too fat, man arrested for harrassing dispatchers, 'Pheonix Jones' an Arizona self made super hero put behind bars, and the new dumb tik tok teen of the week!

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

PETA President now wants Punxsutawney Phil groundhog replaced with an 'animatronic one with AI', San Francisco official in charge of cleaning up the city's filthy streets has been arrested by The FBI, Jury awards $400,000 over loss of frozen dog semen from prized Labradors, Wife storms out of restaurant after husband confronts her about her 'embarrassing' habit

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Sheriff says its the craziest thing he's ever seen an inmate do in court, charity raises money by streaming cats for 24 hours, head of PETA says you're walking your dog wrong, and a large boulder the size of a small boulder

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Hazmat crew responds after Orlando man accidentally pumped $60 worth of gas into the fishing pole hole of his boat at 7-11, Couple scene 'making love' in the window above bar called 'Nice N Sleazy', The Chick-fil-A and Popeyes chicken sandwich war has caused a shortage of 'little chickens', Seminole county mother-teenage son duo arrested for robbing Circle K

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Police arrest a guy for trying to drive up a ski slope, An 80-yr-old woman gives vivid description of sex with her new 35-yr-old boyfriend, Man masturbates on NYC subway train while combing his beard with a knife, Florida Man tries barter system with 'prostitute'...he offered an undercover St. Pete officer a hamburger for oral, McDonald's commercial or acid trip?...vintage 1970 commercial resurfaces

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