UK company offering customized 'glitter coffins' in variety of colors, 'Whelming' is new dating trend that is quite awful, 'Fat People are Harder to Kidnap' billboard for pizza joint in Ohio creates ruckus, Teacher not happy after his students put his stapler in Jell-O

Arizona woman gets emergency surgery after vibrator gets stuck in her bladder, There's idiots Googling 'Corona Beer Virus' think the beer has something to do with outbreak, Oscar Mayer Wienermobile pulled over for failure to obey the rules of the road, Some moron in England attempted a smash and grab in effort to steal The Magna Carta

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

BBC apologizes for using LeBron James footage in report on Kobe Bryant's death, Florida woman arrested for repeatedly drunk-dialing 911 to ask for instructions on how to divorce her husband, Fully nude man arrested after trying to board Arkansas school bus, Man accused of exposing himself blames raw testicles

Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of 'The Beat of Sports' on FM 96.9 The Game

Tinder to the rescue? Dilapidated home near Seattle that was deemed 'too unsafe' to even tour sells for $330,000, 47-yr-old NC man arrested after punching HS basketball ref in the face over 'BS call', Vermont may offer emojis on license plates, East African locust swarm pf 'biblical proportions' causing damage, chaos

Update: 'Penis Man' suspect in custody in Phoenix, The 'Orlando Easter Bunny' has been arrested. Jewelry store owner users pickle jars to attack brazen thieves, It happened again: Worker dies after being pulled into raisin processing machine

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Update: Warden who was in charge of Jeffrey Epstein is getting a promotion, Thai officials accidentally auction of car loaded with 94,000 amphetamine tablets stashed in it, Woman dies in cake-eating contest as part of 'Australia Day' celebrations, Did not take long for the 'marijuana amnesty' box to be robbed at Chicago midway airport

B.C. man finally fired from job, cycling advocacy group named on counter terror watch list, major polluter named 'business of the year', and more!