'Roast Master' Jeff Ross got roasted by his oncologist, Iowa woman charged for burning stolen American flags...it should be noted she was pants-less at the time, Minnesota's Hormel is suing Wisconsin's Johnsonville over stolen trade secrets, New Orleans police say shoplifting suspect stabbed himself to death during chase

There's a 'beer exchange bar' where prices fluctuate according to demand, Longest-running fraternity at UNC-Chapel Hill shut down for misconduct, A study found that more people would recycle if it was made into some sort of lottery with prizes, Czech fake dentist gave root canals after reading online instructions

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier proposes new ICE detention center dubbed 'Alligator Alcatraz', Singer dies after nose and boob job...she had apparently taken her surgeon out drinking the night before, Former UK nurse has found a new lucrative career writing erotic fiction

Headline of the week voting with a late entry involving human remains found stored in jars, You jerk stole a Nebraska family's vacation fund: $3000 worth of quarters, The United States is eliminating its recommendation to limit alcohol to one or two drinks per day

The Ghana Drunkard Association threatens to protest unless the government lowers alcohol prices, Toronto school bus driver seen in vehicle with 'Lolita's Line' sign in bus window is removed from route...oh, and we haven't even got into how he was dressed, 3 hurt, 1 seriously after large 'I Love Tacos' sign falls at festival

Mike is a sports columnist for the Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Man suffers heavy metal poisoning after drinking from a thermos for a decade, Florida Man starts roadway gunfight because victims were '2 big guys' in a 'bigger truck', Porn star Abellla Danger throws shade on OnlyFans sexpots Bonnie Blue and Lily Phillips..."circus acts"

Willie Nelson says that he no longer smokes pot..."My lungs have already said don't do that...", Lay's announces winner of the 'Do Us a Flavor' chip competition: Bacon grilled cheese, 6-foot alligator spotted lurking outside motel room...in Virginia

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