Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Miami man accused of shooting his dad on Father's Day weekend, Tequila-marinated turkey causes oven mishap in Madison, Wisconsin, Joey Chestnut has announced that he will indeed be participating in The Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest in Coney Island having not being permitted to participate last year

Men hit by lightning plucked from mountain in record-high Colorado helicopter rescue, Headline of the week contender #2: Charges dismissed against RV workers accused of putting live cats in trash compactor in part because of a clerical error, Darwin award for man who is dead after getting drunk, trying to drive a snowmobile (with no snow present) and then crashing into a tree at 2:15 in the morning

Visitors to Kings Island amusement park in Ohio are warned to keep mouths closed on rides because of cicadas, School fight: A 4th grade punch is avenged at age 62 and results in lost teeth, Insane Clown Posse accidentally headlines Bonnaroo after rain forces remainder of festival to be canceled

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Pennsylvania man accused of blowing up a casino toilet, German politician strips naked and calls on 'open-minded' citizens to join him on trip to swinger's hotspot, Headline of the week contender 1: 'Didn't even wipe': Man defecates on camera in Detroit show store

Final headline of the week contender: Police in China arrest female authors of homosexual novels in crackdown on 'boys love' fiction genre, Truck filled with barrels of blue crabs overturned on I-64 in Virginia and suddenly crabs everywhere, UN report says 'tree planting' could be making climate change worse

Recap of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly newsmakers of the week

Ann Arbor, Michigan residents upset over city's decision to kill the beavers on the city-owned golf course, Headline of the week contender: Family Dollar employee arrested for shooting thief in the butt, Some wise asses thought it would be funny to switch the male/female signs at a public spa and bath house

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game