Cow slaughter...In The Home Depot parking lot? Pampers is putting out a new 'smart' diaper that tracks your baby's peeing via wi-fi, Toddler drives his battery-powered tractor to county fair without asking parents, Indian woman gives birth to three-headed baby

Five guys arrested for fight at Five Guys Burgers location in Stuart, Double car jacking involved suspect ditching the hijacked ICE CREAM TRUCK then forcibly taking a BMW to upgrade before continuing chase with police, Man finds photo of his own amputated leg on warning label of pack of cigs in Europe...he lost his leg in a shooting and never game permission for pic to be used, Home owners insurance company denies Florida woman's claim after alligator crashed through sliding glass door and caused thousands of dollars in damage to her home

The worst humanity has to offer vie to wear the weekly crown of shame...

Police officer bought porn on families cable system while waiting for coroner to arrive and pick up body of deceased family member, Trucker in Minnesota watching porn on his phone causes death of highway worker in work zone, Dropping the 'F-Bomb' increases pain tolerance by a third according to new research, Nearly naked Florida Man wearing just a bra burglarized seveal cars at business park, Coyote enters 'doggie door' kills dog inside California home

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Courthouse turns bloody when attorney assaults colleague with can of Lysol, Florida Man can't name US President after huffing duster spray, Chef fired for pouring boiling butter down co-worker's pants 'for a laugh', Big Penis brand male supplement contains hidden ingredient that could be dangerous to some users according to new FDA warning

Area 51 raid spawns a rival event: 'Storm The Bermuda Triangle, it can't swallow us all', City hopes 'Baby Shark', 'It's Raining Tacos' on loop will deter homeless from sleeping on steps of public building, Pack of kids at it again in Philly...this time attacking a 45-yr-old lifeguard, Florida Man drank 33 beers, passed out in strip club parking lot then tried to fight cops

KT has what's new and newsworthy in tech this week

Big game hunter killed when shot elephant collapses om top of him, Florida Man tied up wife's lover and cut off his penis then fled, Utah boy sets up "Ice Cold Beer" stand, Large number of Great White sharks filmed off California Coast

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game