Electrical worker has deer tick removed from his cornea, Bacon Bitch sues Breakfast Bitch, Christian family argued that paying taxes are 'against God's will', Woman finds 'mysterious' chalk marks on sidewalk in front of house...home 'marked' for burglary or something else? Hmmmm...

Barefooted tourist from Nebraska climbed Mt. Rushmore, Car burglary suspect told police he was just "looking for a Snicker's Bar to eat', Panhandler declines $15/hr. job offer from Florida Man...Florida Man then made his own sign to shame the panhandler and shadowed him, Busch Beer is holding secret party in the middle of the woods this weekend...free beer if you can figure out where it is and show up

Our legal pro Jeff Kaufman is on vacation this week, So...'Esquire Bob' is substituting...

Florida gator trapper successfully caught 'chance the snapper' in a Chicago park lagoon-then is thanked by getting to throw out first pitch at Cubs game, Man busted for hiding $34K worth of cocaine under his hairpiece, Toronto mayor says men with loud cars are compensating for other inadequacies, Let's go over this one more time...DON'T HUFF WASP SPRAY

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Ohio man was too hot in back of police cruiser so he called 911 to request the ac be turned up, Guy is arrested for assaulting someone with Bagel Bites at a Dollar Tree store, NYC restaurant worker is crushed to death by a malfunctioning dumbwaiter freight elevator, Woman track down car thieves and steals back her stolen vehicle

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Customers find cocaine paste in laundry detergent boxes at local grocer, 4 kids ages 10-14 with fishing rods left a goodbye note, stole family SUV and took off on 600 mile road trip, Man says DoorDash delivery driver ate half of his bbq ribs order before delivering it

Man arrested for chasing people around while wearing gimp suit, Dude takes his wife to strip club in Florida Keys--freaks out when she gets on stage, Toledo strip club giving away their old couches after upgrade--stains included, Tampa Bay Times dedicates 9 page article on website to history of local strip club

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game