OKC mayor gets his way: No more 'Cow Tipping' t-shirts to be sold at airport gift shops, Texas man lays out plan to retire and stay at Holiday Inns around the country because it is cheaper than a traditional retirement home by the day, 'Can Man' struck and killed by car while picking up aluminum cans on side of road, 'Fish Delay' during college baseball game in Jacksonville

Woman wresting with her dogs is dead after they turned aggressive and attacked her, Women freaks out after unpacking from Australian vacation and finding a small python in one of her shoes, One of Zoo Miami's 'Golden Girl' elephants has died after a confrontation with another older female elephant, Biologists baffled after discovery of dead humpback whale in Amazon jungle

Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of 'The Beat of Sports' on FM 96.9 The Game

$1.5 Billion unclaimed Mega Millions jackpot is spawning conspiracy theories, Snowmobile rider killed in Florida crash, Vaping in your wedding photos is a new trend, Moron coin thief cashes them in using grocery store change converter machine, Man accused of stealing engagement ring on Valentine's Day says he was "pretty drunk and had taken a lot of Xanax"

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Gun-toting granny ain't putting up with no nude burglar, Man busted with 500 pounds of weed after he is stopped for driving 40 mph in 70 mph zone, Cops in Colorado pull over swerving car to discover man trying to drive using pair of vice grips, Update: Guy with no arms who stabbed his dad using scissors he held between his toes gets community service

Peyton Barber from The Tampa Bay Bucs had his playbook stolen from his SUV over the weekend, Woman sold her virginity to "make her mom proud", 12-yr-old builds a nuclear reactor in his bedroom with parts he bought off Ebay, Update: 16-yr-old son indicted in dog leash strangulation of his father

Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of 'The Beat of Sports' on FM 96.9 The Game

2024 Olympics asking to have 'break-dancing' included as an event, Woman busted for stealing $9500 on her first day working at 7-11, Pampered students at Amherst College lose their minds when they have to go without wi-fi and internet for 3 days, English zoo taking heat for offering 'tug-of-war' with lions and tigers as paid upgrade for patrons

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