Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Port Richey mayor arrested after firing shots at Pasco County SWAT team, Snowplow driver took out 30 blocks of mailboxes in Lincoln, Nebraska, College does study to conform that junk food sales have increased in states where weed is legal, School district faces lawsuit after they gave out awards for 'Big Booty' and other physical traits at cheerleading awards

Woman arrested after shooting pet llama, Millennials are now hiring consultants to help keep their plants alive, Crazy man steals ambulance in Texas and leads cops on bizarre chase that included the screaming of expletives and fist-bumps, 'Think-tounged' drunk woman 'moos' at deputy when he tries to administer sobriety test

Study: Toasters may expose you to more pollution than a busy intersection, Covicted pervert Anthony Weiner is out of prison, New health study claims men who can do 40 push-ups are less like to suffer a cardiac event, Gigantic pile-up on I-70 in Missouri during snowstrom

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and hots of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Man points gun at Disney guests as they argue over handicapped parking spot outside Animal Kingdom, Guy goes out for Valentine's Day alone and pretends to to be stood up...fellow patron at Outback fell for it and paid for his dinner, Kentucky man got his TURNIPS instead of TULIPS for Valentine's Day, Woman removed from JetBlue flight after melting down because she was seated next to child.

Man upset with medication shoots pharmacist and assistant at Walgreens then flees to Golden Corral, Woman shoplifts from K-Mart and is hit and killed by train as she tried to run away, Man trying to fix window with a wrench falls to his death. Woman dressed as gorilla help police catch bike path pervert

'Enjoy Your Vacation, Don't Leave On Probation' is new marketing campaign for Spring Breakers headed to Miami Beach after hundreds of arrests last year, Chicago man accidentally drowned his wife in the hot tub, "It drove better than a flat" says driver who did not know tire fell of SUV during snowstorm, "Do you know who I am" says the drunk judge to officer who found her slumped over steering wheel...

The worst humanity has to offer vie to wear the weekly crown of shame...

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game