Michigan man frustrated with his POS car ends up arrested for DUI as he was beating it with a bat on side of road, Polk County Sheriff's dept. looking for 'foot long' thief who crammed sub down his pants,Couple plans on serving Christmas dinner made exclusively from road kill, 'Soy Sauce Colon Cleanse' leaves woman brain dead

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

BUSTED: Amazon delivery driver by day and porch pirate at night, Need a gag Christmas gift?...'Farts Direct' may be your answer, Burger King App 1 cent Whopper promotion charged a Los Angeles man over $1000 and overdrafted his checking account, Woman 'plants' a decorated Christmas tree in large pothole in effort to get attention of public works dept.

Pizza joint in Toronto is using pancakes as a pizza topping, 3 Sonic employees arrested after ecstasy pill found in child's hamburger, Denver man arrested after purchasing ticket to art museum then smashing multiple sculptures

Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of 'The Beat of Sports; on FM 96.9 The Game

Woman cancels her baby shower after her family mocks her baby name choice, Thousands of state employees entangled in 'reply-all' nightmare, Former Miss Kentucky who is now a HS teacher caught up in sexting scandal with student, School turns student;s lunch debt over to collection agency

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Update: The 'Uranus Examiner' newspaper folds, NYC construction company rolls out 'inclusive' Men and Women at Work signs, FSU study concludes that washing dishes may help relieve stress, Woman dies from brain-eating amoeba she picked up by using tap water

Man who calls himself 'Shark Bait' is attacked by a shark while surfing, Hotel apologizes fro horrifying 'dummy' of family's deceased son, Woman demands police run DNA tests to figure out which roommate ate her yogurt, Mother buys Shepherd's costume for son to wear in Nativity play---it included a blow-up sheep sex doll

Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of 'The Beat of Sports' on FM 96.9 The Game