Publix opens first store on campus of a Florida university, Nuns improperly took as much as $500K from Catholic school and blew it on trips and gambling, Rush to get divorced before the end of the year as alimony payments will no longer be tax deductible under new tax law in 2019, Ohio State gets a bacon vending machine, California HS teacher arrested after forcibly cutting students hair in class while singing the Star Spangled Banner

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Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Survey says Florida's 'Christmas spirit' among worst in the U.S., Live rat filmed having a grand old time inside high school vending machine, Serial masturbator arrested in NJ doctor's office, Apparently it IS possible to cough up a long

Man says he was 'too drunk' to remember any of the burglaries he is charged with, Dutch girl's 'hijacked' party invite prompts riot fears, Elementary principal put on leave after insane ban on just about anything Christmas related, Jerk screaming 'There is no Santa Claus' ruins children's Christmas event in Cape Coral

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Machine puncture can of bear repellent inside of Amazon distribution center sending dozens to the hospital, NFL ref has been suspended for s-talking to players during game, Unmarried pregnant teacher fired from Catholic School, Naked Lady Maid Company now also offers Nude Dude Landscaping

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

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Guy pulls gun at Popeyes in dispute over condiments, Jennifer Aniston loved the '3-way' comment made by Dolly Parton's husband when he found out Dolly and Jen were working together, Les Moonves had a sex worker on CBS payroll for oral gratification sessions, Frying pan penis is a real thing that can result in a shorter unit for some guys...