Florida Man arrested after soliciting undercover officer for sex in exchange hamburger, Douche from Miami buys 6 rings to offer a choice to woman he wants to marry, 11-yr-old watched 'A Christmas Story' then promptly goes out and gets tongue stuck to frozen pole, Passerby freaks out over family's 'Griswold' themed decorations and tries to 'rescue' Clark

Update: Dutch court rules man CAN'T be 49 again, The highest paid YouTube star is 7-years-old and he does toy reviews, Cops lure goats off freeway by using BBQ-flavored Fritios, Man calls police to tell them he murdered girlfriend and will be in after he smokes some crack, Steelers fans fight each other in stands and it features an epic headbutt

Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of 'The Beat of Sports' on FM 96.9 The Game

Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson from National Geographic channel pulled into #metoo with accusations of misconduct, Hitting the snooze on your alarm could cost you six entire days a year, Guy named 'Luke Sky Walker' arrested for violating probation by stealing 46 road signs, Vegan professor would like phrases like 'bringing home the bacon' to be banned, Philly woman demands free beer in store and is told no...she proceeds to torch items with DIY flamethrower

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

City of Baltimore did not have a Christmas tree donated this year so they hacked one down in a city park, Assistant accidentally served preschoolers Pine-Sol instead of apple juice, Substitute teacher told first graders Santa isn't real and basically ruined Christmas, Melbourne woman attacked Uber driver after he would not drive into dangerous neighborhood

Hostess is making cereal out of their powdered donuts and honey buns, High school officials determine 'naked Oreo butt run' conducted by football team was NOT hazing, Has 'The UCF Jerker' been caught?

Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of 'The Beat of Sports' on FM 96.9 The Game

Starbucks will begin blocking porn from its wi-fi starting next year, Blind man sues Playboy over its website, Can you light a cigarette with a taser, Lawsuit alleges Orange County Property appraiser used county fund for strippers to perform in office after hours as well as multiple other allegations

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