Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Update: Knickers the giant cow expected to continue to grow because of medical condition, Man hits elephant with car--elephant is angry and stomps car flattening it and killing the driver, SW Airlines apologizes after gate agent mocked child who was named 'Abcde', Payless Shoes had brilliant new marketing campaign after they opened up a fake ;high end' version of one of their stores

Update: Pabst Blue Ribbon will continue to flow after legal settlement with MillerCoors, Florida doctor accused of peeing on himself and declaring his love for deputy during DUI arrest in Clermont, Man accidentally shoots himself in the groin in Walmart meat department, Vermont Air Guard Commander suspended after using F-16 for booty calls in DC, Construction crew destroyed restored bell tower clock while trying to put it back in place on 160 ft tall structure

The 'dirtiest' sixty seconds in Orlando radio...

University distributes HOCKEY PUCKS for students to throw at school shooters, Woman is charging her relatives $21 a head for Christmas dinner, Cell phone store employees outsmart thieves who thought they had made off with $30K in phones, Police investigate Frosty the Snowman slashing in Tennessee

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Sylvester Stallone is retiring Rocky Balboa, Hawaii man who suffered heart attack during missile false alarm sues state, Woman passes gas in store then pulls knife on offended customer, Metal scrapper thieves tried to take 300 lb Menorah from Jewish Temple in Boston

'Offensive' license plate spotted in California causes recall of 100's of plates in KANSAS, Canadian metal band stages an epic and very public break-up, Evidence of child birth in park was left by mother 'returning items to nature' according to police, Iowa man misunderstands meaning of Uber X...

Shot explains why he has no problem with 2-loss Michigan being ranked ahead of an undefeated UCF team in the newest College Football Playoff poll

Second man killed by train had been placing flowers for previous train victim, Historical Sockety has to apologize after 'White Dorchester' Holiday card, Tourists from Vermont argued that it was perfectly legal for them to be nude and having sex on a beach at Sanibel Island, Study finds women sleep better with dogs by their side instead of a human partner