Third party vendor was selling porn DVD's on Amazon...listings came up when you searched 'Dad Gifts', Man had bag of cocaine hidden under penis flap, Vandal arrested after trashing decorations and performing lewd act with Christmas tree, Man ticketed for distracted driving insists he was eating McDonald's hash browns and NOT talking on cell phone

Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of 'The Beat of Sports' on FM 96.9 The Game

Bears open unlocked car door and proceed to eat 49 chocolate bars, Jennifer Lawrence and fashion house Dior under fire for Mexican collection ads featuring the non-Mexican actress, Woman killed lover, put body in blender then served it with rice to workers, Man buys storage unit for $500 and finds $7.5 million inside

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Guatemalan woman impaled on rebar after trying to scale US Border fence, Man from Oregon tired to bribe an ICE agent to deport his wife from El Salvador, Burger restaurant in Hawaii closed after video emerges of employees cooking rat on the grill, Realtor used underwear models to help get attention for listing and of course some folks are upset...

Multiple neighborhoods left in the dark after thieves steal more than 5 miles of copper wiring in Billings, Montana, Russian official offers sarcastic remark about American moon landing, Prisoner found to have cell phone hidden in rear claims he 'did not know it was there', Doorbell camera capture home explosion in St. Paul, Minnesota

Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of 'The Beat of Sports' on FM 96.9 The Game

Research study has confirmed that cold weather makes you want to drink, Pittsburgh woman arresting for assaulting her ex with cans of Spaghettios, TSA would like to to know that if you insist on travelling with turkeys, hams, pies and casseroles, you WILL slow down the security line for everyone, New Zealand launches a ball-checking booth for testicular cancer

The worst humanity has to offer view to wear the weekly crown of shame

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game