Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

St. Pete arrested following dodgeball altercation, Endangerment charges for nitwit Iowa mom, Militant vegan group form 'human chain' around frozen grocery store Christmas turkeys, Ukrainian teen 'daredevil' dead after homemade parachute fails to work

UPS Store deletes tweet promising they will help you shred your kids; letters to Santa, Court orders Missouri deer poacher to jail and must watch Bambi one time per month, Quebec play about a man and his penis fined $500 over fake cigarette, Playboy model who posed naked at Vatican in photoshoot arrested

Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of 'The Beat of Sports' on FM 96.9 The Game

Offset crashes Cardi B show in embarrassing attempt to get her to take him back, Man gets lung infection after sniffing his own dirty socks, Megachurch Pastor John Gray defends decision to buy his wife a Lamborghini for their anniversary, Driver claims he can 'safely' use his cellphone moments before rear-ending car

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Robber stood in bank line wearing mask and gloves and no employees thought to question him fearing he might just 'have a skin condition', Officer punched in the face and 10 Santas arrested during Hoboken NJ 'Santacon', Middle-aged man pledged a fraternity then went to the cops after they paddled him more than 200 times, Lake Mary UPS driver was in cahoots with porch pirates

Update: The maple syrup landscape lover is now facing charges of witness tampering, Lou Ferrigno was hospitalized after a botched pneumonia vaccination, Cat accidentally shipped 1700 miles in a box with tire rim, Chicago Blackhawks mascot gets into fight with fan

Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of 'The Beat of Sports' on FM 96.9 The Game

Police arrest man named 'Super Bowl' on assault charges, Man wearing shirt and hat that read 'Cocaine' accused of spray painting the word 'Cocaine' all over bourbon Street in New Orleans, Monk killed while meditating in tiger preserve...by a leopard, Man accidentally shot himself in the head with a nail gun then walked for help, Crazy situation on NJ highway when armored truck spills cash all over