The worst humanity has to offer vie to wear the weekly crown of shame

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

KFC just started selling fried chicken-scented fire log. Man dies after getting stuck in donation bin, Looks like the largest buck ever was shot in Illinois, Diver is left with irreversible swollen body after cargo ship cut his airline and he surfaced too quickly

Human heart found on Southwest flight causing plane to turn around, Jail cameras 'malfunction' as inmates beat man accused of beating toddler to death, HS teacher fired for allowing topless photo shoot, Woman raves about 'balloon sex'

The 'dirtiest' sixty seconds in Orlando radio...

South Korea pulls 'Kim Jong-Un moisturizing masks' from shelves calling the item N. Korean propaganda, Uber driver robs passenger using a translator app to demand cash, Old Bay sues Pittsburgh company who has put out a product called 'New Bae', California is considering a texting tax

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Amazing Russian robot named 'Boris' turned out to be some dude inside a robot costume, Whole Foods ranked worst on cancer-linked packaging chemicals, Amazon worker at Orlando facility was stealing merchandise and just sending customers empty boxes, Rap video leads to arrests of 20 in Houston

'Raging' Santa angers parents and disappoints kids after ripping his beard off, Kotex recalling certain tampons that are falling apart and/or unraveling, Teen virgin won a trip to 'Sex Island' by entering contest using his dad's credit card, Would be burglar rescued after being trapped inside grease vent at Chines restaurant

The Shot Dr. declares he will one day travel to Mars...