Burger King new ad campaign attempts to troll McDonald's, Man stabbed in eye with drumstick is released from hospital and then struck by car, Landscaper seduces female co-worker by covering himself in maple syrup---she joins in and brings blueberry jam into the mix

Joker hacks NJ highway sign with vulgar offer and phone number, College students decorate outside of townhouse with Christmas lights in shape of penis, Ada Hegerberg from Norway given prestigious award in soccer then awards host ruins things by asking her to twerk, 300 lb woman confesses to murdering her 120 lb boyfriend by crushing him

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Ron Burgandy has landed a podcast on iHeartRadio, Denmark shipping off foreign criminals to remote island, anti-plastic author loses his mind when American publisher shrink wraps his books, Guy in Nepal can lick his own forehead

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Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Florida Man arrested after soliciting undercover officer for sex in exchange hamburger, Douche from Miami buys 6 rings to offer a choice to woman he wants to marry, 11-yr-old watched 'A Christmas Story' then promptly goes out and gets tongue stuck to frozen pole, Passerby freaks out over family's 'Griswold' themed decorations and tries to 'rescue' Clark

Update: Dutch court rules man CAN'T be 49 again, The highest paid YouTube star is 7-years-old and he does toy reviews, Cops lure goats off freeway by using BBQ-flavored Fritios, Man calls police to tell them he murdered girlfriend and will be in after he smokes some crack, Steelers fans fight each other in stands and it features an epic headbutt

Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of 'The Beat of Sports' on FM 96.9 The Game

Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson from National Geographic channel pulled into #metoo with accusations of misconduct, Hitting the snooze on your alarm could cost you six entire days a year, Guy named 'Luke Sky Walker' arrested for violating probation by stealing 46 road signs, Vegan professor would like phrases like 'bringing home the bacon' to be banned, Philly woman demands free beer in store and is told no...she proceeds to torch items with DIY flamethrower