Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

City of Baltimore did not have a Christmas tree donated this year so they hacked one down in a city park, Assistant accidentally served preschoolers Pine-Sol instead of apple juice, Substitute teacher told first graders Santa isn't real and basically ruined Christmas, Melbourne woman attacked Uber driver after he would not drive into dangerous neighborhood

Hostess is making cereal out of their powdered donuts and honey buns, High school officials determine 'naked Oreo butt run' conducted by football team was NOT hazing, Has 'The UCF Jerker' been caught?

Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of 'The Beat of Sports' on FM 96.9 The Game

Starbucks will begin blocking porn from its wi-fi starting next year, Blind man sues Playboy over its website, Can you light a cigarette with a taser, Lawsuit alleges Orange County Property appraiser used county fund for strippers to perform in office after hours as well as multiple other allegations

The worst humanity has to offer vie to wear the weekly crown of shame

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Update: Knickers the giant cow expected to continue to grow because of medical condition, Man hits elephant with car--elephant is angry and stomps car flattening it and killing the driver, SW Airlines apologizes after gate agent mocked child who was named 'Abcde', Payless Shoes had brilliant new marketing campaign after they opened up a fake ;high end' version of one of their stores

Update: Pabst Blue Ribbon will continue to flow after legal settlement with MillerCoors, Florida doctor accused of peeing on himself and declaring his love for deputy during DUI arrest in Clermont, Man accidentally shoots himself in the groin in Walmart meat department, Vermont Air Guard Commander suspended after using F-16 for booty calls in DC, Construction crew destroyed restored bell tower clock while trying to put it back in place on 160 ft tall structure

The 'dirtiest' sixty seconds in Orlando radio...