'Self-Fondler' arrested in front of Walgreens, Dumb criminal breaks into 10 homes while wearing GPS ankle monitor, Canadian man sends email to every woman in his college name 'Nicole' trying to track down woman who gave him her number the night before...(wrong number), Petite HS cheerleader destroys bully

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and hot of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Seafood company owner embezzled over a million and a half dollars worth of lobster from his partners and sold it on the black market, Ohio grocery store deli worker accused of eating $9200 worth of cold cuts while on the job, Naked Jet Skiers facing possible charges, Co-worker charged in disappearance and murder of Nassau County hair dresser

Man spends 13 hours trapped inside hot car, Air Force colonel arrested for drunk and disorderly at Boy George/Thompson Twins show in Ohio, Volusia substitute teacher accused of pushing 'evil kids' heads against a wall as punishment, Bigger boobs for $20

Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of 'The Beat of Sports' on FM 96.9 The Game

Man plans to die in fire until he discovers it is hot, Mississippi homecoming queen boots game-winning extra point, Carlsberg brewery has found a way to eliminate the six pack ring, research study reveals two-thirds of Millennials sleep naked

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Woman busted for cramming smoked salmon into neighbor's gas tank, Monster Energy suing Bang Energy drink over false advertising claims, Brad Pitt is being sued by residents of The Ninth Ward in New Orleans---they claim the houses his charity rebuilt after Katrina are 'defective', Airbnb renter trashes 5 Million dollar luxury home--converts it into drug den

NY lawyer known as 'The DWI Guy' busted for drunk driving, California bill extending time alcohol can be sold in bars to 4 a.m. passes, Drunk Royal Navy sailors arrested during shore leave in Jacksonville, Woman severely injures hands after mistaking dynamite for candle

Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of 'The Beat of Sports' on FM 96.9 The Game