Man fined $124 for kicking seagull that ate his cheeseburger, Starbucks opens store that is run by staff that is all older than 60, Hockey Hall of Fame has asked NHL players to stop doing keg stands on the Stanley Cup, Old '11-ft-8' strikes again!!

The worst humanity has to offer vie to wear the weekly crown of shame

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Jaguar F-pace SUV will do 200 mph, School resource officer deploys taser to wake sleeping student, Woman attacks man and rips out his colostomy bag, Passengers on American Airlines flight to Hawaii are told to pee into plastic bags and bottles

Patient has wrong testicle operated on at hospital, Naked Florida Man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill, Woman's tongue covered with tiny black hairs, Researchers think they have found the 'lost' City of Atlantis and it has been hiding in plain sight

The 'dirtiest' sixty seconds in Orlando radio...

Viking River Cruises bans children, British study concludes men are embarrassed to order vegetarian dishes when dining out, Dawn Wells AKA Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island has fallen on tough times, Virginia man erects electrified fence to keep bus stop kids off his lawn

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Sanford man shoots at boss who fired him after only being on the job for three days, Iowa squirrel hunter accidentally shoots his own brother on first day of season, 15-yr-old bot decapitates himself with a chainsaw after becoming upset at losing video game, Maryland woman mauled to death by a pit bull she rescued two weeks earlier

Trans man jailed after tricking women into sex with fake penis, Ice Ice baby...Vanilla Ice on JFK bound flight where over 100 people became sick, San Francisco now has poop problem at airport, Research concludes chocolate chips cookies as addictive as cocaine