Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

No, you will not get $13K to buy a house in Kissimmee, British night club for elderly people to 'rave' in opens at 2pm, PETA wants to erect a five foot tall granite roadside memorial where a bunch of lobster were killed in a truck crash last week, Woman dies in car crash after boyfriend cuts out car parts to make a crack pipe

Very large Nile monitor lizard terrorizes Florida family with repeat visits, Alabama 'guidance document' for teachers urges them to not allow kids to play tag, dodge ball, duck-duck-goose and red rover, Scientific study finds olive oil may have better benefits in the bedroom for men than taking Viagra

Details on Shot's secret vacation and his week 1 college football analysis and predictions

Ice Cream METH truck, Dwarf is angry after being rejected as 'safety risk' and denied being able to enroll in cooking class at college, Our favorite naughty teacher is in trouble--and in court AGAIN, The 'Get What You Get' tattoo machine

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Texas couple leaves daughter home alone to travel 1300 miles to see bristish industrial band GODFLESH perform, Small breast classified as 'physical defect' by Russian officials, Florida man in tiny orange Speedo arrested for letting it all hang out in Vero Beach, Kay Jewelers in Winter garden loses couple 51-year-old wedding ring

Glory Hole shelter has changed its name, Rates of 3 STDs in The US have reached a record high, NYC 'F Train' has had the most reports of public masturbation and other lewd acts over any other line this year, Headless corpse found inside San Francisco home of man reported missing nearly a month ago

Lynch & Taco have the latest news and info from the music world

Louisiana woman arrested after intentionally setting her couch on fire to 'get the devil out of her trailer', Bride calls off wedding when her friends and family won't cough up the $60K needed for her 'Kardashian for a day' style wedding, Hospital security guard arrested after being caught fully engaged with a corpse in body storage room, Kentucky preacher goes on rant about pee wee football being the root of what is 'wrong with America'