The worst humanity has to offer vie to wear the weekly crown of shame

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Woman contracts rare 'flesh eating' STD, Procter and Gamble want to trademark LOL, WTF and other 'millennial-friendly' acronyms to better market their products, There may be a new 'super snake' emerging from the Everglades as Indian and Burmese pythons are cross breeding, Say hello to the man who can pronounce every word in the dictionary

Update: San Francisco 'Poop Patrollers' are making $185,000 a year once you factor in benefits, Orgy Dome may be banned at Burning Man this year, Florida Woman creates fake money order on home computer to try and pay power bill...she made it out for $50,000, Perv doctor accused of putting his mouth on patient's breast during cancer screening

The 'dirtiest' sixty seconds in Orlando radio

'Cat Calm Radio' has arrived to make trips to the vet easier for cats, Man who severed hand in meat grinder won't have it reattached, Police union offers $500 reward for people who assist officers contain unruly suspects, Elderly couple in Utah blast nude home intruder who obviously could not read the 'Smith & Wesson Spoken Here' sign on front of house, Elastic man can turn his feet 180 degrees and walk backwards

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Teen does over 10,000 pull-ups to shatter Guinness World Record, Family cooks and eats mushrooms they found growing outside their apartment...projectile vomiting anyone? British university is encouraging staff members to use the word 'menopause' three times a day in conversation to help remove the 'taboo' and 'normalize' the term...

Family sues Dum Dum lollipop maker over son's alleged choking incident,Minnesota firm offers pet owners 'fur-ternity' leave, Woman fired from NASA after they saw her tweet about sucking her "D**K and B***S", Dudes cruise streets in motorized 'drift couch'

Today Shot explains the 'secret' to being able to pack meat into a can and let it sit on a grocery shelf for months and even years...