Survey dives into what occupation has highest drug use among employees, 'Suicide machine' big hit at Amsterdam funeral convention, Canadian couple decide to run their own 'To Catch a Predator' operation and catch one...now THEY may be the ones facing charges

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Zoo kills 500 lizards by dropping them into liquid nitrogen, Woman who took video of speeding school bus gets in accident the next day with a school bus, Environmental lawyer sets self on fire using 'fossil fuel' as metaphor for 'self-destruction of the planet'...he's died in the fire, The yodeling Walmart kid sang at Coachella over the weekend

Guy gives cops dashcam to prove he didn't cause crash---but it DID show him robbing store earlier in the day, Five-story 'art' exhibit of a giant blue penis gets mixed reviews in Stockholm, Chili's is testing a new 5-meat 1650 calorie burger, Robbers forget to bring something to bring stolen cash in

Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of The Beat of Sports on FM 96.9 The Game

Lake County inmate offered cellmate 20 meals and $2K to kill his ex wife when he was released next week, Burglars break into Texas home and steal a machine gun and two bottle of Cristal, Denver HS teacher arrested after having a group of freshmen over to her house to smoke weed, $150,000 spent by Canadian govt to find out if their citizens 'like parks', KC police have to dodge gunfire trying to recover stolen $20K customized smoker

The worst humanity has to offer vie for the weekly title

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

babysitter on LSD tried to steal children's toys and fight cops, Substitute teacher arrested for running 'fight club' in classroom, Iowas HS math teacher arrested for being drunk in class, Restaurant is selling a $30 hamburger topped with a tarantula spider

Man breaks into police station--takes a poo on desk and steals cop uniform, Naked man appears during rush hour on DC Metro subway train, High School wrestling coach resigns after admitting on-campus masturbation, Bar cuts off drunk man--guy drives his SUV through bar