Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Naked burglar found in bathtub eating Cheetos, Drunk mother-daughter realtor duo try to pull the 'don't you know who we are' card, 'U SUCK' sign appears on Washington state digital traffic sign on I-5, Robot vs Human to assemble IKEA furniture

Florida Man on meth takes Ultrasound School by force because he think he has a bug in his ear, Some jackass spray painted a tortoise in Lake County, San Diego vets make $4K repair to tortoise with cracked shell, NYC's sex-trafficking tip-line has been wrong for over a year, Billionaire Warren Buffett eats the same thing every day for breakfast and never pays more than $3.17

The 'dirtiest' sixty seconds in Orlando radio

Butterfly theft from Cincinnati's Krohn Conservatory, New Zealand band shocks crowd by dumping dead member's ashes out on stage, 'Flower Boobs' in, 'Glitter Boobs' out, Good Samaritan catches woman abandoning 4 dogs

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of Open Mike on FM 96.9 The Game

No, Colorado McDonald's franchises are not converting play areas into pot-smoking centers, College cancels 'cannabis themed' 420 party amid accusations of cultural appropriation, Gas-soaked clothes ignite blast at laundromat, Black comedian goes into Starbucks and demands free coffee as 'reparations' and white barista immediately complies

Update: 'The Big Dasani' GameStop burglar caught, Serial robber had been using a duct tape-covered glue gun as 'weapon', Michigan driver cause 5 car pile-up---gets out strips off all clothes and dances naked in the street, Panhandler stabs customer inside NYC steakhouse with steak knife after refusing request for cash

Today, Shot explains whey you should never pay to fly first class...

Man shoots self in leg and blames '2 black men', FWC captures African warthog...In Ft. Pierce, SC may make it a crime to sell for those under 18 to consume energy drinks, Florida man busted for DUI wearing novelty underwear that says 'Breathalyzer, Blow Here', GameStop burglar tries to disguise face with clear plastic wrapper