Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Florida man brings home divorce papers and wife tries to blast him with shotgun, First successful 'total penis transplant' in United States performed, Colorado couple charged with animal cruelty after having sex with their dog in homemade sex chamber, Scientists confirm: Uranus smells like farts

Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of 'The Beat of Sports' on FM 96.9 The Game

Update: Texas man who stole $1.25 million worth of fajitas sentenced to 50 years in prison, Berkeley high school teacher placed on leave for bringing WWII bazooka into class, Florida Woman claims to be the love child of 70's pop icon David Cassidy, Property owners horrified when they enter renter's apartment to find avalanche of empty beer cans

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Woman jailed after leaving kids home alone to go to Applebee's where she was arrested for dancing drunk on table tops, 12-yr-old boy steals his mom's credit card and booking flight to Bali and a luxury hotel, Greyhound bus travels 114 miles in the wrong direction and spends seven hours 'going in circles', NYC charter bus driver fired for watching TV while transporting tourists

Mayor busted for patronizing hooker...tells cops he is 'self employed', NY postal worker busted for hoarding and not delivering 'non-important' mail since at least 2005, Colorado man bitten by shark in Hawaii had previously been attacked by a bear and bitten by a rattlesnake, 61-yr-old British tourist has heart attack and ides while raging at notorious Bangkok strip club

Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of 'The Beat of Sports on FM 96.9 The Game

Michigan couple with 13 sons just added another after latest birth was also a boy, 'Lesbianism' diagnosis by doctor left woman bewildered, Man dies after TV tower he was working on collapsed, A NC police department has stocked holding cells with all sorts or snack items ahead of 420 weekend

The worst humanity has to offer vie to wear the weekly crown o shame