Update: Cops recover half of the 20,000 cases of stolen beer in the 'Great Canadian Beer and Beef Jerky Heist', Sidetracked on 'Altered Carbon' on Netflix, Terre Haute Indiana police singing praises on results of town's new 'dance permit' ordinance, The PC police have finally come after The Simpsons...watch out Apu

Congress moving legislation that will ban consumption of dog and cat meat in the U.S., Yelp takes steps after its discovered keywords 'dog' or 'cat' meat bring up Asian restaurants, Naked, moaning Florida Man arrested for pleasuring himself on stranger's patio, University of Utah has installed a 'Cry Closet' in the library for 'stressed out' students

Shot never fails to impart nuggets of wisdom and maybe, just maybe work in some sports...

Kentucky Walmart customer takes the lack of customer service into his own hands, Woman claims she found a 'stained condom with black hairs' in her bag of kale, Naked couple on PCP with pit bull go on rampage in Tulsa Macy's, Giraffe escapes zoo enclosure and runs free for 2 hours

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Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Madonna loses legal fight to stop sale of her hair, underwear and Tupac breakup letter, 95-yr-old Stan Lee of Marvel Comic's accused of fondling himself by Chicago masseuse, Woman who chopped of boyfriend's penis with hedge clippers says she did it because he showed his friends their private sex tape, Woman talks about her job as sex toy reviewer for The BBC

Former New Orleans mayoral candidate pleads no contest in public masturbation case, Ohio woman sent back to jail for using someone else's tainted urine to try and pass drug test, Neighbors in upscale Colorado neighborhood upset about large 'sex parties' being thrown by resident, 'Flaming cheese dish' sets off sprinklers inside Greek restaurant in Baltimore showering diners

Lynch fills in for LT this week with the latest happening in the music industry

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