Roofer is not paid so he repossesses entire roof from home, Urine found in library soap dispenser and air freshener, NYC gym member opens eyes in steam roof to find three men watching him and masturbating, Doctors pull three-foot phone cable our of man's urethra

The worst that humanity has to offer vie for the weekly crown of shame...

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

67-yr-old man charged with video voyeurism at Sanibel Shell Festival, Paranoid schizophrenic dies after chopping off his genitals and trying to sever his hand with cleaver, Two kids in a trench coat tried to buy beer in California, Women trying to save man;s life ordered out of Sumo ring

The 'dirtiest' sixty seconds in Orlando radio

Man dies after swallowing 7 grams of cocaine during arrest, NYC judge gets $11K pay raise despite only showing up for work 1 time in the last 216 days, Results of 'head-to-head' survey of major American brands, Casselberry Chick-fil-A trying to help one of their employees find prom date

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Wanted man gives police alias...that name also had a warrant out, Telling 'Dilly, Dilly' at The Masters will get you ejected from the fan gallery, Beer surprisingly affordable at Masters...$4-5, 7-yr-old kid's art project depicts hungover mom

Twin sisters both pull weapons on their ex-girlfriends in the same night, German woman and son both killed by their pit bull, Ex-Plante Fitness employee filmed woman taking off clothes in tanning room, Navy chaplain fired after he's caught having sex at New Orleans bar

Shot is fired up for the start of The Masters