Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of The Beat of Sports on FM 96.9 The Game

'High Speed' U-Haul chase ends when driver runs out of gas, Paddleboaters at DC Cherry Blossom Festival find dead body in Tidal Basin, Mom charged after leaving toddler in illegally parked car that was towed, Man passes out in grocery store deli department with partially eaten piece if chicken on his chest

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Woman accidentally doses her kids' French Toast with PCP that was hidden in vanilla extract bottle by druggie boyfriend, Judge is caught stealing his 23-yr-old neighbors underwear, Patron in audience at play about crucifixion of Jesus rushes stage and attacks 'Roman Soldier' in effort to 'save Jesus', Masked gas station robbers were also caught on camera without their masks

21-yr-old British guy pulling off some very expensive dine-and-dash moves at high end DC hotel bars and restaurants, Drunk kindergarten teacher, Florida Man invites police to 'smell his finger' as an alibi, Sam's Club is selling a 9 lb. tub of Oreo Cookie frosting

Los Angeles Rams have added male cheerleaders, Pothole takes out 2 dozen cars on I-65 in Indy, Vatican walks back the supposed 'There is no hell' quote from The Pope, Cheetah jumps into Spring Breakers vehicle

The worst that society has to offer vie for the weekly crown of shame

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

College issues results of 'fart' study they just completed, Woman arrested after catching her 14-yr-old drinking and trying to teach her a very drunken lesson, Former Offspring drummer turned OB/GYN saves juror during his own malpractice trial, The uncomfortable world of wedgie fetishes

Man arrested after cracking off several rounds at roofers, Woman charged in McDonald's biscuit attack, Florida woman mistakes food poisoning for pregnancy--welcomes newborn, 'Funeral Potatoes' explained