The worst that humanity has to offer vie for the weekly crown of shame

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Orlando police bust two men selling 'hippie crack' under I-4 Church street overpass, Drunk man passes out in Uber and takes $1600 ride, Palm Beach police bust man for exposing himself to guests on pool deck of The Four Seasons, Gorilla statue removed from circus-themed children's park because it is 'racially insenstive'

Condoms made in China are 'Too Small' African health minister complains, Nevada couple busted for burglary--informed they are cousins after being processed at police station, Florida Man and 19 yr-old daughter arrested for incest after backyard love session, Florida Man stabs his brother after buying 24 Krystal hamburgers

The 'dirtiest' sixty seconds in Orlando radio

Man with middle name 'Trouble' is arrested on multiple charges. Another KFC catastrophe in The UK: No Gravy!! Famous singer sentenced to prison in Egypt for insulting the Nile River, Local news crew in Milwaukee tries to explain slew of 'UFO's' that appear in one of their liveshots

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Two idiots cause evacuation on UCF campus after re-creating LeBron James 'Powder Toss' in middle of class, Shoplifters fleeing police scale fence and land in police station parking lot, Longtime milkman busted for smuggling contraband inside cartons bound for correctional facility, Man realizes he has cocaine on him while being interviewed in room at police station...tries to hide it in ceiling tiles

Sheep attack at daycare center in Canada, Keys Creature busted with shopping list length amount of drugs in van, Man booted off flight in Charlotte strips off shirt and tries to fight ground crew on tarmac, Man goes to barber for a 'Mr. Clean' haircut---barber punks him leaving genitalia design on back of head

The Shot Dr. at a nudist colony?