Who knew: Accordian School seeing an increase in popularity, Say hello to 'Florida Man' Ed Cocaine. Yes, that's his real name, Say hello to 'The Crooked Man'...he's gained quite the following from folks watching his body transformation...well, not his who body, or he wouldn't be the Crooked Man...

There's a new chewing gum that claims it can 'trap' and prevent influenza and herpes, There's a 'sperm racing' league coming to Los Angeles, and yes, you can wager on the results, Four arrested for riding horses into a Walmart in Louisiana

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

KTLA television station sent out a one-word Tweet: The plural version of the 'N' word...then they tried to explain the mistake, The UK is creating a 'murder prediction' to identify people most likely to kill, Foul-mouthed parrot kept saying 'f-you' to firefighters who were trying to rescue it from tree

Headline of the week contender: Stranger has sex with corpse on Manhattan subway train, body robbed twice, Man critically injured by flying gas pump hose, Some dude got a fungal infection in his lungs from sniffing his own dirty socks, Utah woman called triple A during a standoff to fix a tire police had just spiked

Recap of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly newsmakers of the week

An end of an era: Publishers Clearing House is bankrupt, Headline of the week contender: Stranger has sex with corpse on Manhattan subway train, body robbed twice, Mark Hoppus from Blink 182 says he may have been responsible for the capture of Saddam Hussein

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Polk County assistant principal arrested after having student rub her feet according to Sheriff Grady Judd, 1 person is dead and 5 injured after an apparent drive-by shooting at an 'Anti-Violence' meeting in Memphis office park, A South Carolina seafood restaurant is selling a "sm'oyster" as a dessert...

Bill Belichick's hot 24-yr-old girlfriend Jordan Hudson announces she's competing in Miss Maine USA 2025, Trump issues executive order that will once again allow full pressure water in bathrooms across the country!! Liquid Death has a new drink to help you relax, sleep, and murder a bunch of clowns in your sleep