Police say Florida Woman choked teen when she went behind counter at McDonald's and grabbed a ranch dipping sauce, Got noisy neighbors? Help may be on the way with the new 'Sound Screw', Anchorage. Alaska Solid Waste went to the zoo to test their new beer-resistant trash containers

Police called to escort woman off Ryanair flight after she is unable to pay for Pringles, 26-year-old man suffers stroke after getting a neck massage, China has started to add outdoor escalators on mountains so anyone can 'hike' up them

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

High school baseball player in New Mexico facing multiple charges after allegedly urinating in opposing team's water cooler, Headline of the week contender: Is 'Death Grip Syndrome' actually real and can it harm your penis? Refreshing new take on the usual run-of-the-mill 'kid stuck in a claw machine' story

Canadian police looking for woman who stole $50 from a 9-yr-old boy's birthday card, Fake down syndrome influencers created with AI are being used to promote OnlyFans content, There's a church in the UK that is using pro wrestling as a means to bolster congregation numbers

Here we go again with yet another 'Fyre Festival 2 update: Now it's NOT happening in the new location of Playa Del Carmen, Mexico, Nevada officials seize 7 'emotional support' tigers from home, New York appeals court judge was not going to put up with complainant's AI-generated avatar offering a statement

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

The new Florida 'Save the Bees' license plate may go extinct before the actual bees, Canadian man was ticketed after his street side parking space was turned into a bus stop during the overnight hours, Man named Speedy Gonzalez is arrested and accused of stealing about $20K worth of stuff from Walmart

Recap of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly newsmakers of the week

NASA has issued a new update on that dam asteroid 2024 YR24...what now??? CEO accused of choking man threatening to kill him on cruise ship over barefoot dancing incident, U.S. tourist who claims he is a 'thrillseeker' arrested after visit to restricted island in Indian Ocean that is home to uncontacted indigenous people