Woman accused of assaulting co-worker with bar code scanner, Police officer makes good on attempt to keep and use same pen until it runs out of ink, Son of Irish cattle farmer fined after driving tractor into town to 'look for women', 24-yr-old teacher busted for cocaine after students film her chopping and snorting lines in classroom

Celebrity elephant kills owner in Thailand, Dolphins 'deliberately get high' on puffer fish nerve toxins, Man commits robbery armed with tube of hand lotion, Russian man is dead after pulling pin from grenade and attempting selfie

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of Open Mike on FM 96.9 The Game

London cinema screening 66 minute movie called 'The Washing Machine'---nothing but a view from inside a washing machine full cycle, Man dumped after she saw view from her bedroom window on another woman's Instagram, Nativity scene outrage after one featuring two 'Jospehs' appears in Los Angeles, Crocodile lunges out of the water and bites woman as she is rolling video while on vacation in Australia

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Pregnant Florida woman fatally stabs her aggressive pit bull, 8-yr-old girl ditched her mom at the mall on Black Friday and made off in mom's Jeep, Japanese man committed arson 12 times because he was frustrated with his job search, Thanks to the sex doll/robot craze there's a new term for men who will no longer sleep with humans: 'Digisexuals'

Publix is now offering same-day alcohol delivery, High school students discover in research project that property prices are lower on streets with silly names, Finally a fast food sauce holder is available for your car---The DipClip, SNL has been trying to scrub a controversial parody skit from the internet

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of Open Mike on FM 96.9 The Game

Study finds that men viewed as more feminine and lacking pants if wives keep their last name, 26-yr-old from Argentina chopped off boyfriend's penis with garden shears, New 'panty pillowcases' allow users to 'simulate the experience of lying on a woman's crotch soaking up the sleeper's oils to create a distinct scent (Japan... explains a lot...)