Disguised bank teller robs branch of her own bank, Man caught driving with cellphone and tablet strapped to his steering wheel, Pringles has a Thanksgiving in a box offer with 8 different flovors for turkey day, Major mix up at funeral home in Tennessee, Colombian teacher offered pupils good grades for sex

Elderly couple get into brawl over dirty underwear, Fully nude Texas couple caught having sex in movie theater, Christmas tree topper used as weapon in dispute between two Florida sisters, Man sues to keep 'GRABHER' license plate that he has had for 27 years

Driver cited for distracting driving---he was playing the 'air bagpipes', 67-yr-old Florida woman busted for stealing $1500 worth of merchandise from Belk while dressed in turkey costume, Pilot sues Utah nonprofit after striking camouflaged toilest they had set up near runway as part of event, Someone stole a Chick-Fil-A catering van near Atlanta, Rolling camera is fully engulfed by hot lava and keeps recording

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of Open Mike on FM 96.9 The Game

Update: Elderly Ohio death row inmate's execution cancelled after they fail to locate usable vein, Nevada death row inmate place on a suicide watch, Convicted killer sues because he can't get the bottom bunk in his jail cell, Drunken Michigan man covered in deer blood terrifies gas station customers, A NYC restaurant is offering a $76,000 Thanksgiving Dinner

The 'dirtiest' sixty seconds in Orlando radio

Pizza delivery arrives at International Space Station, Pizza argument in Melbourne ends in stabbing, Woman is attacked by emotional support pit bull in JetBlue check-in line, Tennessee St. football player kicked off team and expelled after punching coach in the head

Restaurant apologizes after launching Advent calendar that removed the Baby Jesus and replaced him with a sausage roll, New high school in Utah facing petition to change name of school mascot because it sounds too much like 'Penises', I-4 has been named America's most dangerous highway

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of Open Mike on FM 96.9 The Game

President of American Heart Association recovering after heart attack, 'The Family Quiz' had some crazy questions on it for the middle school students it was accidentally given to, Update on the Penn State hazing incident that shut down fraternity, Man has very rare condition that has earned him the nickname 'The Human Beer Keg'