Ocoee mayor closes street he lives on after school traffic spills into neighborhood, 'Don't block my driveway' note left on ambulance that was responding to call at house next door, 'Donald Crump' arrested and accused of strangling customer over 'cold food' complaint at 'Crumpy's Wings', Alabama man awarded $7.5 Million after failed attempt to pick up watermelon, Man causes heard of cows to flee after he sets up and performs a bass solo

Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of The Beat of Sports on FM 96.9 The Game

Sweden rejects baby name from beer-loving father, Vero Beach woman tells cops she was shoplifting to 'get something nice' for her husband, Dispute over untied shoelace led to gunfire in Walmart, Meet the Pakistani 'Owl Boy' who can turn his head to look backwards

FBI agent wakes with massive hangover to find escort had stolen his service weapon and $5K watch, It happened again: Inspector buried and suffocated after grain elevator mishap, High end call girl held on million dollar bail after shooting customer in the head who was not 'performing oral sex properly', British big-wave surfer suffers broken back in massive wipe out

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of Open Mike on FM 96.9 The Game

The worst that society has to offer vie for the weekly title...

Crack pipe Santa busted in New Jersey, Drunk guy shows up to vote at school...on the wrong day, Pittsburgh is now the top retirement destination in the U.S., Liquor store clerk thwarts would-be robber by cracking him over the head with bottle of Bailey's Pumpkin Spice, Men spend a full year of their lives in the bathroom including 112 days on the toilet, Twitter user closes the argument on pineapple on pizza debate, Orthodontists warn of new trend of 'do it yourself' braces

Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of The Beat of Sports on FM 96.9 The Game

Update: Woman responsible for 'kayak killing' of fiance is sentenced and may also be free soon, German man caught with python in his pants, Edgewater police track down 'karate kid' wannabe who peed in gas station parking lot then kicked over parked motorcycle, Harvard University hosts anal sex workshop

Some a-hole put meatballs with fishhooks all over and Ormond Beach dog park, Man's Alexa randomly starts blaring music at full volume while he is out of town--cops break down door when nobody answers, Old guy walked around town for a month with sign asking for kidney donation for his sick wife...it worked!! Gasoline-addicted monkey was draining tanks of motorcycles