'Busty' teen is kicked out of class and told she needs to wear 'plus size' clothes, California man jailed for check fraud passes counterfeit check for bail, Man accused of masturbating during half-marathon in new Jersey,

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

The worst that society has to offer vie for the weekly title...

Man sought by police after crotching chicken at Canadian grocery store, 'Porch Pirates' steal $4K painting and box of expensive steaks that delivery company just dropped on doorstep, Security guard arrested after police say he accidentally shot himself then made up story about active shooter, Guy accidentally fires a wine bottle cork into his eye as he mused about some sort of 'Russian Roulette' game they could make only using a cork...

Owner of body shop called "Get Your Fix" arrested for selling drugs out of business, Toronto man angry after paying $8100 for bogus online master's degree that required 'no studying or exams', Self proclaimed 'Most Vile Man' goes on YouTube rant after motel massage goes awry, Florida woman clobbers husband who interrupted her self-pleasure session

Elderly man intervenes in hours-long police stand-off with suspect...situation neutralized!! Woman picks up surprise passenger on her commute, 2nd grade teacher being disciplined for method she used to discipline her unruly class, Meet the world's first talking sex robot

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Battered husband secretly filmed wife kicking his ass so cops would believe his claim, $200K lottery winner snags another $100k prize playing same numbers on same game at same store, New study says cleaning your toilet regularly could be slowly killing you, Jax police bust looters trying to steal downed utility pole

The 'dirtiest' sixty seconds in Orlando radio

Survey says 4 in 10 American adults still sleep with a teddy bear, Anthiny Weiner and Huma Abedin petition judge to make their divorce proceedings 'private'. $10K reward offered for return of stolen blind baby goat, Suspect in police chase caught when he stopped to apply for a job at cell phone store