The worst that humanity has to offer vie for the weekly crown of shame

Home Depot customer in Miami attacked in dispute over plywood during Irma prep, Man arrested for repeatedly walking past gas station with no pants on, Guy gets rocks glass wedged in rectum and waits 2 days before going to hospital, Workers penis cut off by saw in horrific industrial accident

Gin-infused breakfast yogurt is now a thing, Man kills brother in fight over internet bandwidth, 5 nurses suspended for peeping at dead man's impressive privates, Man driving with cat crashes through front of 'Wok and Roll' restaurant

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Civil rights group demanding Kid Rock Detroit concerts be cancelled, Texas woman slips out of handcuffs, takes police SUV on 100 MPH chase, Adult videos lead to married couple's arrest, Woman drops off car for oil change and sees it later that day at drive-thru and confronts stunned mechanic

The 'dirtiest' sixty seconds in Orlando radio

Pa. police department worried after finding red balloons tied to sewer grates, Belgian hotel offers gold fish rentals for lonely guests, Man reports that his car was stolen---man did not realize he SOLD his car night before while on bender, Florida women spot and are able to stop extreme drunk driver on I-75

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Hard Rock moving corporate headquarters out of Orlando, Chicken humper requests chemical castration from judge in exchange for being released from prison, New research shows using a standing desk makes you TWICE as likely to develop heart disease as people who mostly sit at work, Florida weatherman rips giant fart during forecast

Jeff answers your legal questions