The Shot Dr's hurricane preparations involve cinder blocks. Lots of cinder blocks...

Worthless study of the week, Couple busted for x-rated romp on Clearwater Beach, Woman's attempt to throw unflushable poop out window on first date leads to fire dept rescue, Illinois womanhurt after fidget spinner got stuck in her no-no place

Man that dreamed of opening trampoline studio paralyzed after trampoline accident, Ultrarunner smashes Appalachian Trail record, Man dies after rushing into Burning Man Festival flames, Chinese woman gives birth on street--picks up newborn and her groceries and continues home

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Axe attack at 7_Eleven, A six-year-old applied for a job at Legoland, Sales numbers indicate pumpkin spice craze is nearing an end...on to MAPLE, Former stripper now claims she is a 'sex witch' who specializes in 'orgasmic producing spells'

Lynch covers rock news this week for the vacationing LT

Palm Beach County employee busted for embezzlement of strippers' license fees to pay off her husbands Home Depot credit card, CDC says 'pull out' method of birth control has nearly doubled since 2015, Furious S. Korean wife slices off husband's penis for playing 'too much golf', Mayhem at Dragon Con in Atlanta

California initiative would legalize psychedelic mushrooms, Leesburg man with last name 'Billings' gets arrested because he does not know capital of Montana, In a separate Leesburg incident man is arrested for 'hanging out' (literally) while walking down CR 44, How did the Houston woman who wrapped her home in plastic wrap fare after Harvey?

Seattle Times apologizes for not knowing where Alabama and Mississippi are located, The newest Florida Lottery game goes on sale today: Cornhole Cash, Elderly man who was caught masturbating at bus stop claims he was just trying to 'get rid of syphilis', 'Grapefruiting' discussion

Pennsylvania police proactively issue 'creepy clown' warning ahead of IT movie release, State Attorney Aramis Ayala loses in Fl. Supreme Court ruling in fight with Governor Scott over death penalty cases, Accused 'Toe Licker' found not guilty by jury in 15 minutes, Two idiots attempt to rob a bar full of cops, Beekeeper accepts bet to sit bare-assed on bee colony in effort to win $720